Though not the typical Fantastic Fest movie, I was nevertheless thrilled that the programmers included this incredible film by writer/director Mary Bronstein. It is definitely not a very entertaining or amusing film (though it has its moments of fun and humor), but it is undoubtedly a phenomenal experience. Leading the film’s cast is the lovable and charismatic Rose Byrne, who is an absolute tour de force and deserves recognition come awards season.
Byrne stars as Linda, a therapist overwhelmed by the stresses of her job and the struggles of being a wife and mother. Her mostly absent husband, Charles (Christian Slater), is never home, always working out of town, leaving Linda to hold down the fort and to take care of her very ill daughter (Delaney Quinn). When a water leak causes the ceiling of her apartment to collapse, Linda and her daughter are forced to move into a cheap motel. As the stress in her life builds and builds, Linda turns to alcohol and drugs, which eventually makes matters worse.
If I Had Legs, I’d Kick You is an utterly stressful journey. It is strikingly similar to sitting through a Safdie Brothers movie, such as Good Time and Uncut Gems. Filmmaker Mary Bronstein’s goal is to put the audience members in the shoes of the protagonist and immerse them in her psychologically harrowing journey. The writing, direction, and acting are top-tier here. Although I have much respect for the artistry and craftsmanship here, it is an experience I do not wish to repeat.
I could, however, watch limited clips of Rose Byrne’s performance again, because she is absolutely amazing. Watching tear through her scenes with much fervor and hauntingly sad vulnerability, I was reminded of the astounding performance of Gena Rowlands in John Cassavetes’ A Woman Under the Influence. The movie also features outstanding supporting turns by Conan O’Brien, Christian Slater, Danielle Macdonald, A$AP Rocky, and Mary Bronstein.
So, even though If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is an excellent film, it is one that I will reluctantly recommend. Women will appreciate it and find it relatable. Men, particularly husbands, should watch it to remember not to take their wives for granted. It is one of the best films of the year and one of my favorites from Fantastic Fest.